I am a little bit late writing this, but, in a completely unexpected turn of events, A managed to find me a pristine Look Mum No Hands! Banana Hat on Vinted. I was so surprised that I think I’m still surprised and feel for sure that I haven’t been able to convey my gratitude for it. I think the fact she always hated it made it more surprising that she’d actually been on the lookout for one and hunted it down. She should have saved it for Christmas.
Anyway, the banana hat lives. I am going to try to cherish this one a bit more and keep it for special occasions - I’m not wearing it for running which made a mess of the previous one. Maybe I can keep it pristine enough to actually use it on a bike sometime in the next few years?