Because I was at Glastonbury I feel like my opinion is a hundred times more valid than all those “outraged” people who were not. But because I don’t trust the law I’ll add minimal comment and mostly let the screenshots speak for themselves.

• Bob Vylan and Kneecap have slaughtered 0 innocent people.
• Glastonbury is full of peace and love unlike the real world.
• No one walked out of those sets and went rioting; Instead we went to see Pulp and had a cry to Common People.
• I have both sung along to and danced to NoFX’s “Kill all the White Man” on a few times over the years. As a white man I have felt precisely zero threat to my life or emotional wellbeing from this.
• Many people (men and women; including my daughters) call for “Death to the Patriarchy”. As a white man I have felt precisely zero threat to my life or emotional wellbeing from this.